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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 15:30

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.